Wit

The Cat Who Could Become a Master Chess Player
Houdini thinks I’m a fool for spending all that money on a kitten’s wall structure when all she needed was the curtains to climb up to the ceiling.
By Rene Volpi 3 years ago in Humor
Challenge me to write #100 things in 20 minutes?!
Edit: Correction of grammatical and spelling errors. Alright, let's go on and see about this challenge that Judey made. 100 thoughts in 20 minutes? Doesn't sound too bad. Hopefully by the end of it I won't have too many thoughts that are overly similar. I got my cellphone right next to me, with the timer set.
By Thavien Yliaster3 years ago in Humor
MY BANANA EXPERIENCE. Content Warning.
Ever had one of those moments where a simple interaction opens your eyes to something bigger? Well, that's exactly what happened to me when I met a young guy selling bananas. It might sound like a regular banana-buying story, but trust me, it's way more interesting than that.
By Emeka Mars3 years ago in Humor
Cheesy Facts + Fiction
This will be a mini series of facts and entertaining stories that engage the curiosity of cheese and some of its peculiar existence. I won't say in what order these events will happen in my delivery...that's the exciting part of exploring articles, you typically don't know what to expect. Let's see if you can decipher what is fact and fiction. If you're well-traveled or an internet scholar, perhaps you can identify the fun facts. Just don't spoil it for the rest of the audience.
By Char Chase3 years ago in Humor
A Most Fitting Wardrobe, My Liege. Runner-Up in Tales Retold Challenge.
Content Warning: Alcohol, minor language, and poignant sarcasm. *** Once, in a faraway land, there lived an Emperor. To his court, he was a good liege, and all his ministers loved him and fulfilled his wishes dutifully out of that love. Unfortunately, unlike previous tales, this story is not about him.
By Ian Read3 years ago in Humor
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion.. Content Warning.
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion. The Mega Millions jackpot has hit an all-time high of $1.2 billion, making it the largest lottery jackpot in U.S. history. The drawing for the jackpot will take place on Tuesday, August 2, 2023.
By Punit kumar3 years ago in Humor
But Can A.I. Do This?. Top Story - August 2023.
Artificial Intelligence is a hot topic. For industries it’s an asset that can get the job done faster and cheaper than any human can. For the workforce, it is a threat to our jobs, of course. Back when A.I. was only science fiction, we believed machines would take care of the dangerous, difficult, tedious and mundane jobs so that humanity could relax and spend more time creating. Sadly, this is not the case. A.I. has an increasing presence in the arts and entertainment industries while us humans continue to toil.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
Charlie the Talking Dog
Once upon a time, there was a dog named Charlie who was unlike any other dog. He had the ability to talk, and not just bark, but speak English fluently. Charlie's owner, a young boy named Timmy, was thrilled to have such an intelligent and entertaining pet.
By Joey Gervais 3 years ago in Humor
Stephen Wright's "Harold"
Steven Wright has written a book. It is a funny book. It would have to be for such a man. He is a comedian who has mastered the art of the punchline, instantly quotable and brilliant. It is called ''Harold''.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Humor
These Things Keep Me Awake
An earworm is music that runs through your head over and over. That must mean that these random thoughts are mindworms.
By Judey Kalchik 3 years ago in Humor
Carry On S1 E11 • Maximum Comfort. Content Warning.
FADE IN EXT. FLIGHT DECK -EVENING INT. HALLWAY OF AIR FORCE FAMILY AREA - NIGHT FINNEY walks with a family from the cold December night into the vestibule. A young man aged six goes over to the candy dish and selects all three kinds of sweets to FINNEY’s satisfaction.
By Skyler Saunders3 years ago in Humor
Bill Hader's Best Sketches & Characters on Saturday Night Live
It's no secret that Bill Hader absolutely killed it as the creator, director, writer, and lead actor of Barry. Sometimes it's hard to believe he was originally one of Saturday Night Live's most talented cast members. Here are some of his funniest roles and sketches that he has been a part of.
By Shelby W3 years ago in Humor