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"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Humor
Boomer Teaching Moments
I admit it- I am that Boomer that watches Facebook Reels, further ruining the platform for the Gen-Alphabet kids. But I enjoy it and I learn things: like who KNEW that the Dollar Tree had stuff that can be hot glued to other stuff to create even more stuff? And whoever thought about making videos about it? Genius.
By Judey Kalchik 3 years ago in Humor
THE CONFESSION
Standing in the class for something wrong you have done, being disgraced by your beloved teacher, feeling embarrassed in front of all your friends, is the worst feeling, a nine-year-old child can have. Little David was facing the same exact situation, except this time, he had not done anything wrong.
By Pasindu S Yapa3 years ago in Humor
Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡3 years ago in Humor
