Wit

It's just my hemorrhoid.
(Photo done by JLN Photography and Digital Services - My best friend and sister!) I am convinced there are three types of people in the world. There are the people who look at kids, cringe, and run far away. The kinds of people who see a pregnant woman and run away from them like they have a contagious and fatal disease. The people who hiss and their skin visibly sizzles and smokes when someone asks them if they ever want kids of their own. And if you ask them if they would ever consider being a teacher? You'd probably get a loathing look that'll pierce your soul with venom.
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part VI
Author's preface: The five previous stories in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, Part IV here, Part V here
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. Crow Known for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination.
By CHITHRAKALA.S3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part V
Author's preface: The four previous articles in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, and Part IV here
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
20 Thoughts That Live In My Head Daily.. Content Warning.
We all have thoughts running around our heads, but we hardly ever say the silly stuff aloud! Well actually, you would speak them aloud, if only you weren't too embarrassed to admit them!
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army. Top Story - September 2023.
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part IV
Moroccan Hollywood Awaits Biggest Production Yet with Filming of the Musical Jason and the Arganauts Set to Begin Soon Native Moroccan Anouar Hajoui aka DJ Cut Killer Will Write and Score the Film’s Musical Numbers
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
BE BUG AWARE
It is starting to get cooler here in Britain and typically, a lot of creatures look for different places to hide themselves when the weather changes. Not all of these are welcome.
By Rachel Deeming3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor