Stephen Kramer Avitabile
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I'm a creative writer in the way that I write. I hold the pen in this unique and creative way you've never seen. The content which I write... well, it's still to be determined if that's any good.
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That Bounty Commercial
Have you seen that Bounty Commercial? The one where retired football player Rob Gronkowski, and now… what is he, an analyst slash fun personality?... sneaks up behind people who are eating wings and wipes the sauce off their faces for them. It’s a funny commercial. And a great idea, having a mouth wiper for all your sauces. Um.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Humor
Conference Margaritas
The conference was the same as every year, not necessarily boring, but predictable. Informative. A good enough time. People got to stay in a nice hotel for free, a week away in a different city. Simon scanned the faces in the crowd, many of the same ones he briefly saw last year too. Until his eyes landed on a new face. No, he’d never seen her before.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Fiction
Stay Long Enough
A hot dry breeze rolled lazily past carrying the scents of the diverse meals of the street vendors. The clanging of their tongs on grills mingled with the boisterous laughter of the booze-soaked bar flies that had stumbled into the streets.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Fiction
2025 Writing Goals
I wanted to try something a little different. I always have my writing goals for the day, for the week, for the month. They change from time to time, but I use them to try to finish stories and scripts by certain times. Some projects have deadlines, and some don't, so setting some goals helps me to keep up with a good pace.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Writers
Bubky And Jono’s Root Beer Plant
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** The day Samir went missing, his parents were devastated, but Samir was elated. This was not because Samir hated his parents. Of course not, he loved them. But Samir was transported to a land that gave him a phenomenal experience.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Fiction
Hot and Humid
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** The heat is all encompassing, the humidity is so thick that a being must possess a strong backstroke in order to navigate it, but the smell is heavenly. Hillary takes a deep breath; the humidity fills her lungs with a drinkable liquid. It’s steamy, earthy, almost a hint of something fruity. It’s lovely.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Fiction
November Rejections
I’ve gone through so many droughts of success when it comes to my writing career, it’s a parched business trying to get published. I’ve gotten turned down so many times in a row, whether it be attempts at getting a story published or having entered a script in a contest, and then I’d get good news! Getting published or moving on in a contest! And that’s the way it always goes. Dozens of rejections, one success. And it’s all worth it. And it would feel tough through all those rejections, but then I’d get that one success and I’d gain perspective. I kept fighting through and finally achieved something that I wanted to.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Writers
Biggest Comebacks in the NFL
Have you ever watched an incredible comeback in the NFL and thought, that's got to be one of the biggest comebacks in NFL history? Have you? Have you then wondered, what is the biggest comeback ever? How did this comeback that I just witnessed stack up against other large comebacks throughout the years. Well, I've got the video for you.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Writers
The Movie Reviewer
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** “All in all, War Dogs was a great movie. I would give it an A minus. I could’ve given it a straight up A, had it not been for the 57 uses of the word “bro” which felt like about 52 too many.” Avery explained, deep in thought, on a roll. “I’m, of course, allowing for two uses of “bro” which actually made for big laughs, and another three uses of “bro” which lent themselves to character development. But still, for a movie just under two hours, that’s about a “bro” every other minute. Too many “bros.”
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Fiction
