Jason Morton
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From fiction to reality there’s tons to share about this crazy life. From being a single father, an officer, and having had many insane adventures while I learned about the world, my imagination runs wild with ideas.
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Above From Below Part 5
Rick was dressed and ready to go, after a much needed rest at a local hotel. It was one of those cash by the hour joints, or by the week, as the case was. It served Rick well enough since it had a shower, a toilet, and a sink with running water. There was an ice machine at the end of the structure, and across the street was a greasy diner. Overall, he'd been forced to spend time in worse placed than this.
By Jason Mortonabout 22 hours ago in Fiction
The One Broken Clock That's Not Right Every Day
Dear Donald, Jesus! Come on man! A little bit of lube before a screwing like this is appropriate. Signed, Everybody! There was a reason, as a conservative, that conservatives didn't trust the wild card that is Donald J. Trump. And he's as much a wild card as there's ever been. Sure, we had Sleepy Joe, but at least the garbage polices were quiet. We could have had Kamala, but she didn't have a plan to sell herself to all of America, and hadn't done much as VP.
By Jason Mortona day ago in The Swamp
If Any Of This Was You, Know That You're Not Alone
March, 2026, was oen of the craziest of months. There were so many things that happened, both personally and in the world, that it's hard to belive that everybody didn't run headlong off a cliff, holding hands, and singing seven bloody kum-bayas. That seems to be the way the world runs, at least anymore. So, let's dig into it, and if any of this was you, know that you're not alone.
By Jason Morton3 days ago in Men
How Did People Borrow Money Before FICO, And Why FICO
There was a point when learning financial literacy should have been mandatory, so that a person could progress in life with all the tools they needed. It’s not that hard to learn about finances. No, not the beginning of finances, the beginning of what we know today. There’s no reason to waste time understanding the dawn of time, and trading food to get horse, or gold to get threads.
By Jason Morton4 days ago in FYI
The Greatest Pranks Are The Ones You Commit Everything To
Pranks can be a good time, but they do, sometimes, present some risk. Some of the pranks that I played when I was younger, particularly in my earlier years, are not things I would attempt today. For example, when two girls that me and my college age buddy were constantly getting us, including things like toilet papering the tree in front of my house, or egging his car, or weird phone calls before caller i.d. was a thing, us guys set out on a mission to prove our superiority as pranksters. But what were we to do?
By Jason Morton4 days ago in Humor
