The Furry Thief
For Paul and John's 47-Words Short Story Unofficial Challenge.

That damn squirrel stole my sandwich again, leaving only crumbs and a note demanding “get better bread.” I tried reasoning with him, but he brought lawyers, three chipmunks in tiny suits. They won the case. Now I’m legally required to provide lunch, snacks, and emotional support nuts.
You can enter this unofficial challenge here:
About the Creator
Sara Wilson
I love Ugly Things.
I try and be active AND interactive.
I write... whatever I feel.
Sometimes it's happy.. sometimes it isn't. But it's real. And it's me.
Reader insights
Nice work
Very well written. Keep up the good work!
Top insights
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Excellent storytelling
Original narrative & well developed characters
Heartfelt and relatable
The story invoked strong personal emotions
Masterful proofreading
Zero grammar & spelling mistakes
On-point and relevant
Writing reflected the title & theme
Eye opening
Niche topic & fresh perspectives
Easy to read and follow
Well-structured & engaging content




Comments (23)
I have only just seen your success on the Leadership - well done. It was a great story.
Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
This is fucking brilliant. Um so glad it got leaderboard recognition. Emotional support nuts made me chuckle too fir all the wrong reasons. Wanna know something funny? I entered the 100 word NYC midnight thing and the entries were shared on the forums and there was one about a squirrel that reminded me of this lol.
Woo! Congratulations on your leaderboard placement 😀
Sara, this is 47 words of absolute genius! Excellent work! 🥇
This is so damn cute 🐿️
Ha ha ha. Serves you right, you animals have all the rights...just ask #47.
This is so cute. I’m giggling and grinning! ✨💖
Lol! so cute! I need to check out this challenge!
LMAO!!!! This my top story! Great work Sara.
Love this!! 💜
Cute, I always leave emotional support nuts.
How adorable! :)
Extremely cute tale/tail!😉
I loved every delicious 47-word morsel almost as much as the squirrel enjoyed your sandwich!
Brilliant, Sara. That's all I can say.
'emotional support nuts'🤣🤣🤣 Awesome entry, Sara!
Hahahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha awesome :) I haven’t forgotten about your horror story by the way, I will still be reading it when I get caught up on some life stuff
Hilarious and cute!
Can't even say why but I loved reading this! ❤️
Supercute stuff Sara! 🤩
😂😂😂 Love this!