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The Argan Oil Chronicles Part VI
Author's preface: The five previous stories in the series can be found: Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, Part IV here, Part V here
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
The Alien Invasion That Wasn't
In a galaxy far, far away, Zog, a peculiar-looking alien with neon-green skin and three eyeballs, had a reputation for being one of the most fearsome invaders in the universe. His mission: to conquer Earth. Armed with an arsenal of advanced technology and a heart filled with determination, Zog set his spaceship's course for the blue planet.
By Sultan3 years ago in Humor
Top 5 unseen secrets about birds. Content Warning.
1. Crow Known for its glossy black plumage and distinctive cawing call, the crow has long captivated human fascination.
By CHITHRAKALA.S3 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles - Part III
Setting the Record Straight - I Have No Ties to the Moroccan Government or Any Financial Interests in the Argan Oil Business
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Complain, Complain, Complain!
And they blame me for everything humans have done wrong. I am a human. My name is Kloey. But I'm only 11 years old, and I've barely had time to learn anything in this world because of how exhausting it is to go into a school filled with bright lights. These Shadows, they took over the world some years ago, and ever since then they've been kidnapping children to build up their army. They kidnapped me, too.
By Chloe3 years ago in Humor
Secret Invasion Unleashed: How Disney Marvel's Latest Misadventure Shook the MCU
In the ever-expanding realm of Disney Marvel, where superheroes and supervillains duke it out for supremacy, we thought we had seen it all – but lo and behold, along came "Secret Invasion." Hold on to your capes, folks, because this new D Plus show has managed to blend bad acting, questionable writing, and some seriously mind-boggling plot twists into a perfect storm of entertainment disaster. If you thought Disney was having a rough year already, they managed to drop this gem right when we needed it most.
By Mr August3 years ago in Humor
The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They aren’t meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Morton3 years ago in Humor
The Cat Who Could Become a Master Chess Player
Houdini thinks I’m a fool for spending all that money on a kitten’s wall structure when all she needed was the curtains to climb up to the ceiling.
By Rene Volpi 3 years ago in Humor
Sleep for 6 hours in 20 minutes|Dream
Ah, sleep - that elusive mistress we chase every night, only to wake up feeling like we've been hit by a herd of wild elephants. But what if I told you there's a secret, wondrous technique to get a full 6 hours of beauty sleep in just 20 minutes? You'd probably call me crazy, right? Well, hold on to your sleep masks because we're about to embark on a hilarious journey into the realm of power naps and mastering the art of sleep in record time!
By Olivia george3 years ago in Humor