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Why You Never Insult A Midget. Content Warning.
At a young age, I was never really one to filter my words. Whatever came to my mind, I just spat out without a care in the world. On one day during my 7th grade year in middle school, I had the chance encounter of meeting the smallest kid in my class. She was a midget, and certainly wasn't afraid of standing up for herself despite her small stature. During our school lunch hour, when everyone was standing in line to obtain their daily munchies, she stood behind me. She tapped my side and asked me if I would allow her to Chinese Cut in front of me. Now at that time, lunch was a dangerous time and nobody wanted to ever give up their spot. To her I said, "No way you short, fat midget". I turned around and just waited for the lunch line to move. Unbeknownst to me, I had lit a fire that should have never been lit and I got burned with it. The pain came right from my rump and it hurt like heck. I looked back with a quick turn of my head and saw her, literally biting my rear end with all her might.
By Toby Heward5 months ago in Humor
Animated Jokes: Bringing Laughter to Life
Animation isn’t just about cartoons and movies—it’s a whole world of imagination, creativity, and, yes, laughter! Animated jokes are a playful way to combine humor with the colorful, exaggerated world of animation. Whether you’re a fan of classic cartoons, modern animated films, or even animated memes, there’s something magical about jokes that bring animated characters and scenarios to life. In this blog post, we’ll dive into the world of animated jokes, explore why they’re so popular, how to use them, and share a bunch of funny examples to brighten your day.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor
The Dilemma Some People Have with Parking
Although we like to dish it out, true-blue Aussies are not too good at taking it. Some sites will warn you about what not to say to Aussies. For example, don’t say “put another shrimp on the barbie.” Also, don’t tell an Aussie that they are flip-flops or that Vegemite is gross. In this fair country, we have prawns on the barbie, not shrimp. Thongs may make a flip-flop sound, but you wouldn’t call a car a "brum-brum," would you?
By Calvin London5 months ago in Humor
The Last Lightkeeper
The storm had arrived without warning. Winds howled like ancient spirits, slamming into the old lighthouse with relentless fury. Rain lashed against the windows, turning the world outside into a blurred mess of grey, white, and black. Somewhere out in the dark, the sea churned like a beast stirred from slumber.
By Alexander Mind6 months ago in Humor
Title: The Funniest Internet Challenges That Took Over Social Media
Have you ever laughed so hard at a video online that you couldn’t breathe? Chances are, it was an internet challenge. These viral trends have a unique way of capturing our attention, making us laugh, and sometimes leaving us utterly amazed. From daring stunts to hilarious fails, internet challenges bring people together while providing endless entertainment. Let’s dive into some of the funniest challenges that have taken over social media and explore why we just can’t get enough of them.
By Hussein Gazo6 months ago in Humor
She is cute with Sniffing Laugh
Love is blind, they say. But what they don’t tell you is that sometimes love has really good hearing. It was a Friday evening, and the city lights were glowing like a million fireflies. Inside a little car cruising down the boulevard, a young couple was enjoying what looked like the perfect date. She was stunning—hair glowing in the streetlight, eyes sparkling, smile as delicate as a painting. He, of course, was busy thinking: Wow. I really scored the jackpot.
By Life Hopes6 months ago in Humor
In The Beginning There Was Dust
It's difficult to say that Arazma Beetlebrush, the only real wizard, had a beginning point. Like many ideas floating around on planet Earth, in the early 2020s, truth came in many forms. That truth emanating as several different perceptions of events that took place when Arazma would randomly appear.
By Nigel Sanders7 months ago in Humor
