Wedding Vows
For Lana V Lynx's "Fucked-up Wedding Toasts" Challenge Inpired By "Satyr, Ex libris" for Georges Barbanson, created by Armand Rels, 1913.
Introduction
This is for Lana V Lynx's "Fucked-up Wedding Toasts" that you can check out here:
And the image was shared on Facebook by the most excellent Enchanted Booklet here:
The music is "Wedding Bells" by Godley and Creme
Wedding Vows
It's all very well that you are holding up your wedding book, so he can read his vows, but you know he is nothing but an animal and cannot read. He signs his name with an "X". And why have you come straight from your bath without a towel? You know most people won't countenance even a bare arm in a formal setting, let alone nakedness.
It's your wedding, and you have decided to do it this way, so all the best to both of you in your life together.
You know it won't last. He's already had two of the bridesmaids while he was waiting.
So everyone raise your glasses to this lovely couple, and thank you for coming.
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Very entertaining!
Hahahhahaha loved this toast!
I love that video, thanks for including it - and the one guy looks like Davey Jones from The Monkeys (from a distance). Good entry!!
This is both funny and tragic, Mike. Loved the lithograph and the song!