Something Borrowed
For Lana's Fucked-up Wedding Toasts Challenge
Hey, everybody!
For those of you who don... ah, who are we kidding? Who here doesn’t know me?
Geez, Mom! The stink eye already? I remember – short and sweet!
Sis, did you know I used to envy every shiny new thing you had? Yup, I was jealous of you. Can you believe it?
But did y'all know that she's still the best sister ever? She always let me borrow her shiny things and didn’t get mad when I sometimes took them without asking.
And now, here you are with your new husband, Nicholas...
...who looks awfully shiny from where I’m standing.
My inner magpie is definitely awakening. You wouldn’t mind...?
What!? It was a joke!
Ahem... okay, tough crowd.
Anyway... may your marriage be as glittering as a strip club’s changing room!
To Francesca and Nicholas!
About the Creator
Cristal S.
I've noticed that when I follow the path I enjoy most, I often end up swimming upstream. So here I am, right in the middle of it – writing about it all and more. ♡
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Comments (11)
Oh my gosh. lol this made me cringe. What a great line with the strip club changing room, very unique out of the box humor, well done, great read. I need ot try this challenge
A strip club's changing room XD OMG I'm dying! This was hilarious. Congrats on the TS🎉
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Back to say yay congrats Top Story I'm so glad!
haha, sharing everything might be a bad idea
Haha! That magpie line got me!
Haha, this was so fun to read! Your humor really shines and made me smile the whole way through.
Omgggg, I would never want a sister like her! The thought of it made me shudder! Lol. Loved this!
Thought you were gonna you you already borrowed him....he is shiny after all.
That's definitely passive-suggestive. Great toast, Cristal!
Baha hayga. Hilarious Cristal. Love it.